If I had one of these, I would be late for everything. Also, because reasons:
Jason regrets everything.
“I’m so amazing it hurts.”
Mostly, though, Roy.
“I hate you.”
The countdown starts again, click as Roy pulls the trigger, and that goddamned “Excellent!”
“I’m going to kill Dick for giving you that,” he mutters, and Roy just laughs as he starts a new game.