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Feb 9

I am that kind of tired where my mind ~wanders.

At the moment it seems to have wandered in the direction of Terrible Movies I Have Loved. Specifically the little  section reserved for the 1996 cinematic classic Broken Arrow,  starring John Travolta and Christian Slater.
 

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Feb 4
Things I was not expecting to see pop up when I started a search on Google earlier.

Things I was not expecting to see pop up when I started a search on Google earlier.

incogneat-oh’s latest headcanon makes me want that fic where Jason and Tim are ~secret internet buddies and don’t realize it?

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I found this book at the dollar store today.

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…Actually, that sounds like the formula for a fantastic buddy cop movie. He’d be paired with like, I don’t know. The meter maid cop close to retirement until they stumble on something big and then there are explosions and pew-pew guns and other fun shenanigans.

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I like to imagine the Cat-bot’s programmer got something in the code wrong and long after their death it continues its bloody work. Perhaps there are moments where Cat-bot questions its directives and almost breaks free of its programming but then something interrupts and it’s back to the bitter, bitter war against the robins. (Because reasons, really.)

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He shows up in the robot highway cop and robot meter maid cop franchise as the villain. They have to go undercover in the suburbs where it becomes clear that robot highway cop doesn’t know how to act normal and robot meter maid is just, /o\ always.

I’m slowly catching up on the Advent prompts, seriously. Work and RL have been more hectic than anticipated. I am determined to see this through, so there’s that, I guess? :D?

(Also, I love how I seem to be using it to play in various ‘verses of mine, including ones that hadn’t quite made it past the plot bunny stage before now. *hands*)

So this happened last night. I couldn’t decide between this bird and the one that explodes, but this one has the Bert hair and that makes me smile, so. *hands*

(P.S. Those aren’t stubby little arms, it’s Damian’s hood. Because I don’t draw so well. )

So. I have random thoughts when I first wake up and my brain is trying to start? This morning it was Ma Kent saving the world with her pies.

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I’m just. I’m sorry? But this is what happened that time Dick and Tim got turned into animals because of reasons.

Tim is cleaning his face because there is dirt and grossness and they still have to explain to Bruce. Somehow. The language barrier may present a bit of a problem, but they can still read because of reasons? So maybe a computer. He’s pretty sure he’ll be able to type with his paws. Probably.

Dick is watching this and knows what’s going through Tim’s mind and all he can think is, omg, precious, because tiny bunny Tim and his little ears. And then he’s like, lick! Because of doggy instincts and Tim is so precious.

Tim is like, ugh, Dick, and then keeps cleaning his furry little face so he’ll be presentable when they find Bruce because no one takes a dirt bunny seriously.

So, yes. :D?

Ahhaha, today is already weird. There was a Buffy post? And then I was like, Steph would be amazing as the Slayer. Who would her Faith be? (She would definitely refer to the other Bats as her Scoobies.)

I’ll admit to being partial to a girl!Jason, but boy!Jason is also hilarious to me, but then I would want Tim to be the Slayer, and I start laughing hysterically because someone is all, “But the Slayer is always a woman!”

So Tim wears pretty dresses - not to fight in yet, he’s still working on the heels. Or he’s like, “Really? Okay, guess you don’t want me slaying that vampire that wants to drink your blood. I have patrol later anyway.” :D

Also:

Tim looks at Steph, broken piece of wood in her hand and the pile of ash (vampire) covering Tim, who’s rubbing his throat because vampire and too close and vampire. She looks just as shocked as he does, maybe even more.

“Bruce,” they say at the same time.

Steph makes a face. “He’s not going to like this, is he.”

Well, no, but does he ever like anything?

:D?


I want that fic where Linden Ashby’s character from Resident Evil: Extinction is actually Papa Stilinski. (Only you know, he lives.)

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I’m working a different shift than my usual one tonight, so I’m trying to stay awake a little bit longer? And I’ve had way too much sugar and caffeine and other bad for you things, and I keep looking at my Tumblr icons because they’re adorable and I’m not ashamed to admit it. (Also, severely sleep deprived and horribly dependent on Tumblr.)

…And then there was that time Dick got stuck in the internet and Tim had to go rescue him because a lack of opposable thumbs is kind of a problem, who knew?

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Fic - Hourglass, 1/1

Title: Hourglass

Pairings: Dick Grayson/Tim Drake

Rating: G

Excerpt: Dick’s still staring, like his higher brain functions haven’t come back online, and oh, so very interesting, that.

Notes: This dress, really. *hands*

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Sing You Home
Xenia

So. I’m really kind of in love with this song right now.

Just today I thought of several fandom uses for it:

Fanvid for Indiana Jones. Fanvid for the Stargates - I’ve only seen SG-1 and SGA. (I haven’t seen Universe, but I’m pretty sure this song would apply.)

Fanvid for the first twelve issues of Red Robin and that whole looking for Bruce business. Because of reasons.

That AU where Bruce runs a school for the ~gifted and Dick somehow gets wrangled into being in charge of the Glee Club as well as the gymnastics classes. (I can feel you judging me from here, which is fair as I’m judging myself heavily right now too.) The club’s logo looks like this.

Also, Jason’s in there as, like. IDK, self defense teacher who tells the kids, “If Damian can punch you in the face, then so can everyone else. He’s like three feet tall. Pick it up, losers!”

Tim teaches computer-y things, probably. Steph and Cass share advanced self-defense or as Steph likes to call it, “Asskicking for the Awesome.”

Damian is just. “Father, I request a transfer.”

“Oh?”

“It’s getting increasingly difficult not to punch Todd in his smug face. Grayson has no sense of decorum whatsoever. Drake is an imbecile, and as for Brown - “

“Request denied, Damian.”

…Yes.

Work, why so dumb?*hands*

P.S. - Where is the Catlass AU where Steph meets Selina at an ~impressionable age and becomes Catlass and Tim is so very confused about everything? Dick laughs at Bruce forever because Bruce is the worst role model ever for impressionable young Robins. Seriously, Bruce. That’s just sad.

Selina and Steph kidnap Tim for movie nights and makeovers and thus Tim becomes the prettiest Robin there ever was.

…And then Steph has to rescue Tim from something and Dick is, “Look what Catlass dragged in,” and it’s like the aftermath of every bad joke Carlos from The Magic School Bus ever told all at once.

So this makes me want that Noir-ish AU where Bruce runs a detective agency because why not?

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